This hoodie is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I've got kids.
This might be the most comfortable sweatshirt I've ever owned. It feels like i'm snuggling a family of Koalas.
I've closed 22 deals since buying these socks last week.
Why doesn't my company make stuff like that? I would actually wear that shirt. Do you have any openings?
I bought a method hoodie and 2 months later I won $50 on a scratch off ticket.
Your first line of defense
Your feet need you
The corporate jungle is no joke. Danger lurks in every corner. From the Chatty Cathy waiting to pounce on the next unsuspecting victim approaching the coffee machine to the socially unaware coworker who's way to eager to show you all 834 photos from their latest Dollywood excursion. (We all know how great the "Tennessee Tornado" is Carl, but I don't need to live it vicariously through your 12 year old daughter's photo album.)
Every step matters when navigating the work place and your feet need all the help they can get to ensure your safety. Give your arches the boost they need to survive, give yourself the best pair of socks $11.25 can buy
Socks are the new sunglasses
Rock your socks
No one likes looking at boring feet. To be honest there are a lot of things no one likes to see. Public displays of affection, black shoes with navy pants, and men in speedos are just a few things who's absence would make the world a better place.
There is one thing you'll never get tired of seeing and it's these socks. Not only will they put a pep in your step but they'll be sure to make every onlooker gasp with jealousy.