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The Black Out Hoodie
The night is dark and the city is alive with pulsing neon and taxi's jockeying for position. Steam streaks from the manhole covers as the sounds of late night revelry spill into the streets. You know this is a long shot but you have to try. You make your way through the rough and tumble streets avoiding the skeptical stares of strangers who's only skill is violence. Your hands rest in the sturdy yet comfortable hoodie pocket clinching the thumb drive.
"This must get to the woman in red. No one else, do you understand? The fate of the world depends on it." Those were his last words to you before he sped away. What's on the drive and why didn't he just use dropbox? The wind picks up and you're thankful for the thick fabric and high thread count your Black Out Hoodie offers. That's when you know you're going to make it. If you've made the life choices necessary to get your hands on a quality sweatshirt like this you can do anything.
You can even save the world.
This hoodie is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I've got kids.
This might be the most comfortable sweatshirt I've ever owned. It feels like i'm snuggling a family of Koalas.
I've closed 22 deals since buying these socks last week.
Why doesn't my company make stuff like that? I would actually wear that shirt. Do you have any openings?
I bought a method hoodie and 2 months later I won $50 on a scratch off ticket.
Your first line of defense
Your feet need you
The corporate jungle is no joke. Danger lurks in every corner. From the Chatty Cathy waiting to pounce on the next unsuspecting victim approaching the coffee machine to the socially unaware coworker who's way to eager to show you all 834 photos from their latest Dollywood excursion. (We all know how great the "Tennessee Tornado" is Carl, but I don't need to live it vicariously through your 12 year old daughter's photo album.)
Every step matters when navigating the work place and your feet need all the help they can get to ensure your safety. Give your arches the boost they need to survive, give yourself the best pair of socks $11.25 can buy
Socks are the new sunglasses
Rock your socks
No one likes looking at boring feet. To be honest there are a lot of things no one likes to see. Public displays of affection, black shoes with navy pants, and men in speedos are just a few things who's absence would make the world a better place.
There is one thing you'll never get tired of seeing and it's these socks. Not only will they put a pep in your step but they'll be sure to make every onlooker gasp with jealousy.