Black T - White Masthead

When night is real dark
and you sneak through the park
Wear this t-shirt.

When you're lost on the way to work
and Google Maps is a jerk
Wear this t-shirt.

Method bling
Darker coloring
No drawstring
People sing
Because of this t-shirt.

Get it now
Fast we might run out.
And my how
Friends show “Wow!”
Thaaaaat’s this t-shirt!