One time my neighbor was telling me a story of when he accidentally pulled the fire alarm of his son's preschool and the classroom's fishtank started to fill up with nuclear radiated sprinkler water turning the goldfish into swamp monsters that were actually really nice guys who raised over $10,000 for the school's musical theater program and attended every football game after that.
Anyway, he was wearing this shirt when he told me that story.
- 50% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 25% Rayon
- Athletic fit, if you prefer a baggier fit - size up
- Machine Wash Cold, Hang Dry