Black Polo

You promised yourself you wouldn't be a "Zoom in Pajamas" guy, but you've run out of button-downs.  T-shirts you received for free during freshman year orientation are your only option left. You are trapped.

But what is this?  A collar on a shirt?  And it washes in the machine along with all your other cotton-based garments!  Wow, it makes your arms look incredible on your webcam.  This new invention, the sport polo, will surely impress your clients and peers alike, even if you keep it next to your desk and only put it on during video calls.